Blow It Out Yr Ass!!!

Dirty dreams.....

2005-01-13T13:08:28Z

I saw a dream the other nite..i made out with fanny,laura and my double dressed up as a tramp with a beard...disturbing and when making out with my double it was actually hawt....thats even more disturbing i think!!!

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click..click

2005-01-12T18:33:23Z

Ok...have u missed the chode?!
No????
i am upset.....rite mof was excellent ..potty was excellent and i was wasted wasted wasted and in a skirt and a mask......i will write more about it later on maybe for now all u lovlies get some miscelanious pix.....
for the ppl that mite want 2 kill me after they see them make sure u buy an expensive coffin and shove food and a vibrator in there for all of my down under pleasure...oh and almost forgot the porn!!!!

And thats all for now...i have a headache....enjoy

mwah mwah

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Forgive Me Father for i have sined.......

2004-12-29T23:26:34Z

Forgive me father for i have sinned...i touch were i shouldn't and i have dirty thoughts....it feels so good with a lady and a dude....
Monday i made out with a gay boy and a lezza...
Very entertainnig both times..
He has a big package
I also like cradle snatching
I think it would be intenselly erotic 2 make out with a girl thats dressed up as a guy but that isn't overlly butch.
I want that..and i want 2 be wearing a mask.

Double Chin

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... Jam me....jack me....push me....pull me.....

2004-12-21T11:20:28Z

O mi gawd..o mi gawd....o mi gawd...i am such a drunk motherfucker....
Yest was the x-mas Potty Mouth....and the day started off well since i went on a mass shopping spree and then on a mass piss up....
K's...sambucas...alot of vodka red bulls....uhm...vodka lemonades...uhm...random drinks...some hash and alot of smoke resulted in the state i was yest and the even worse state i am in today!!!!
Recap of events....
Me and roch went skipping down oxford street hand in hand and i slipped on the metal cover of a drain making her get in 2 a mad laughing fit and me get a funny look from the old couple behind us that replaced the cover.
Eventually met Marc...alex's ex in Vespa...spoke abit 2 Alex...Eva...Andre...etc..etc
Eventually met another Alex at Potty Mouth...and it was nice saying hello 2 him 2...
Said hello 2 Wawa..John..Johnny and Burak...i rem alot of huggin goin on there...
Said hello 2 a million other ppl 2...and sorry i am not listing everyone here..
I later on kept staring at Johnny's dick in the toilet....i think thats when u know u have got over friendly...verging on 2 the point of stalkin
I gave Becky a whole bag of sweets and she is such a little player..she went off 2 marry like... wat was it 5 girls with the jelly rings....thats the whole reason she wanted the sweets...player!!!!
I vaguelly rem meeting her sister..and buying her sambuca....
Bex and Bing who were late late turned up and i was handed some missletoe...why..why.. did it have 2 be real...1 of the balls popped in my hand and i then went runnin back 2 bex and gave it back 2 her...
Then there was santa's grot that for some reason reminded me of an arabian caravan...i was pushed in there..were Zena was the santa...and uhm..it was funny...
I vaguelly rem kinda kissing certain ppl...alex for 1...uhm..blank..movin on again...
Danced abit with rachel and rachel's friend who yet again i have forgoten her name...
Had a shot of Sambuca with John who yet again was eagerlly lickin out the caps
And i side note here why do u and burack always leave early????!!!!!
Apparently i touched alot of fannys and butts...nice..
I got pushed on wawa by someone...and forced 2 kiss her..sorry..and who the fuck was it that did that..after that the spliff happened and the fucking security card..uhm guard.. stamped my forehead like it was out of a scene out of fucking never been kissed..all u barrymore obssesed lezza's will rem the film...
I met 2 overlly camp gay boyz..that loved my santa winnie the pooh hat and kept goin all i want for x-mas is u about the dude he was with but couldn't be with because he was his best mate
i said hello 2 yr mum and yr dad and vaguelly rem talkin 2 yr dad loads about wat who the fuck knows...
Alex..the cheeky biatch...removed my bra 1 handedly..i was impressed..i wanna shag u like now...he went around wearing it and then i ended up wearing it on my head...
Certian ppl were trying 2 pull up my top and flash my nekkid tits..or was that me trying 2 do that 2 myself
Near the end i had a very very weird convo with a certain someone...uhm..i meant 2 say...the following..2 quote pump up the volume....uhm u r an unusual person...who makes me feel an unusual way...or maybe soemthing less chesse..anything really that was semi intelligent....
I left and went home with 2 girls and had a mass orgy and now due 2 feeling excessivelly drunk i am sitting here typing away in wat's known as my grandpa's housecoat...while they blissfully sleep....
Thank u all for a good nite and may u have a very very drunken x-mas and be back 2 welcome the New Year in fucking me....heheheheh...
Oh wait i am still sein ppl on Thursday ...and 2 them...NO MORE DRINK....or else my uncle will have 2 take me 2 brighton in a fuckin state...

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Fantastic Fabulous

2004-12-15T16:49:42Z

Ok since nobody else has written about Monday's Potty Mouth i am like oviously gonna have 2 distract myself from my psychology assignement thats due in on friday 2 do this...not that i really mind the distraction...anyway....
The nite started on an awesome note...i met up with bex,bing,roch,and bristol bint...we went 2 kfc 2 have ourselves a little chav celebration...bing and bristol bint ate the most amount of chicken...i really think they could of kept going 2...it was funny...and we were all laughin all throughout the meal..i felt kinda stoned.....i could of bn actually since half way through the meal i was wondering if i was wearing contact lenses or not and i was kinda poking my eyes 2 find out....
Bex and bing gave me lots of sweets 4 my bday and a card that sums me up completly....were the hell did u get that from?!!!
<33333333333 2 ya all :)
Anyway.....
We then headed 2 vespa...were i spent 30min talkin 2 raj and ben about different things..it was a very interesting convo...then i set off my personal alarm...and on that note we had 2 run 2 potty mouth..on the way i was attempting 2 drink as much of the two ciders as i could....phew...
We got in and i wasn't hit by a small of puke but i was stuck 2 the ground...who varnishes floors like a couple of hours before they open..not at all smart..anyway...

I saw tom,jessica,alex,ben,sandra,eva,james,yvonne,burak,john,laura,brendan..etc..etc..etc....and everyone kept wishing me happy bday and ofcourse i kept getting free shots of sabuca...tequila...beers and vodka red bulls.....all this alco is bad..bad and bad but i thank u all for it...Lets ignore the fact it lead me in 2 having a very weird conversation with brendan...a weird conversation with laura in the toilets and Burak exclaiming something along the lines of r u drunk or stoned or something like that...i also vaguelly rem i started conversations with certain ppl and then walked off in the middle of them...how rude....
Thank u Burak 4 the cd and the pic of the bday cake..that was funny...<3333
Wat r u bringing me next week :D?!!
HEHEHE.....
uhm...uhm...ahhhh...the band came on and they were very very good altho there was abit of a prob while they were doing there set with 1 of the songs...the girl nearest 2 me had a fucking awesome tattoo...i got 2 talk 2 her loads later on about it,the nite and everything ..i also got contact details and they r expecting an email from me so we can conduct an interview...woop..woop
I took lots of pix of everyone...apart from james...i really wanna take a pix of him so i am gonna have 2 make it my mission next time...would that be concidered stalking?
Oh i almost forgot it was tom's last nite so i spent quite abit of time talkin 2 him....I kinda mukking around like kissed him... he also gave me a nyc bling bling necklace<3333333333 2 my husband...who is probably on a plane rite now listening 2 the cd i made him or fallin asleep..i miss him alot already...he should of like given up everything for me and stayed :)...maybe if i had told him that this morning....
Also i must mention there were a hell of alot of freaks in the joint..and trust me 2 start talkin 2 the floppy haired dude who told me he can't have his pic taken bec of a criminal record...i swear my hearing must of gone...the other day i thought tom said he was going 2 pick up teeth for his mum when it was actually tea....oh and the rejected 80's birds nest haired freak whos underarms smelt and was wearing 2 much make up...now i did take a pix of her but i had 2 delete it bec it scared the fuck out of me....anyway i am talkin 2 much so 2 sum things up my 2-day bday thing was very good and the mass amount of stuff i got from my relatives/housemates/everyone in general was also very much apreciated.
Potty Mouth remains 1 of the best nites around and uhm....
the end...

Witch's Tits R Standing Up

2004-12-12T00:46:07Z

OOOOOh me mucho like my new vans with the skeleton on them..i like lookin at them and not wearing them..nope they r firmly attached 2 my feet!!!
Yest was my housemates bday dinner and we went 2 T.G.I friday's and as per usual ...we missed the train...didn't have a booking and ended up going 2 the fair first...candyfloss rulez....then 2 a pikey bar and then 2 T.G.I's were i eat a whole cow...well king of steaks anyway and a cookie madness desert.....i really could of continued eating.....anyway i thought i was going 2 go 2 pops....but i really didn't feel like it...so it was vitto'd...i went back home...ate again and then watched almost famous and got attacked by certain ppl about wat i want 4 my bday.....i want money...sex..drugs and rock n roll...a kiss from therush and detox would be good 2...the first 1 purelly bec i can't get over the fact she bigs herself so much on being a good kisser..the second 1...well she is hawt hawt and hawt...oooh and a flash of grebbs boobs again....i can oogle them up and she can say take a pic it will last longer!!!
speaking of detox tho....apparently i have 2 kiss her at some point and i don't wanna do it...and i am not gonna do it ..i don't care wat anyone says!!!
It's practically suicide so nooooooo motherfucking nooooooo.....
Dudeeeeeeeeee......
My house is fucking freezing...or is it just me and the after effect of eating an ice cream?!
Chocolate and lemon sorbe with chocolate syrup on top...i know..i know it sounds rank but trust me it's lush!!!
I have not exactly bn having a good day actually..i think the lack of rest..cold and other factors r catching up with me...my bones r actually hurting..i am in an aggitated mood due 2 the fact that some of the ppl i live with r fucking twats...cunts..2 use the very very bad word..urgh and my skin is going haywire now....bollox...i have not even bn in the mood for rush's party so...i passed on that 2...man wat the fuck am i doing!!!
I have just spent something like 20min on my space..which i hate hate hate...and i can't believe that tom and burak were the actual reason i updated the acc i set up ages ago....i have also found a new form of entertainment i am stealing pic's from different ppl...hey if i am in it i can take it!!!
However i can network better on it so i guess it has it's good stuff.
I am doing mass interviews all this month...and i dunno if all the shit will fit in 1 article..
but it's a kool idea and u shall all be able 2 read some shit soon enuff...
Uhm.......side note....yabouncy is a twat..she is so so nossy it's beyond belief..get a fucking life....and heart ya loads lee and good good 4 pullin alex...both sweathearts..my cilla black moment of matchmaking worked...woop..woop :)
Bless bex 4 entertaining me online now....

*Lights Up*

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Girls Aloud

2004-12-11T02:44:50Z

Grebbs do u really really want girls aloud tickets???
London,apollo...ugh or maybe i should get u brighton.......hmmm....i am gonna have 2 come and slingshot some paintballs 2 them...

no backstage pass tho..i don't want u harrassing the poor things......ofcourse anyone who bribes and corrupts me here mite get something ;)....heh..heh

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Licking On my lollipop...

2004-12-09T01:56:19Z

Likin on my lollipop..tryin 2 fight a headache.....Update..update..update!!!!
Monday was Potty Mouth and as always it was an excellent nite...the only downfall was the smell of puke lingering in the air since the last misshapes..like seriously wat do the ppl at ghetto do mop the place down with special vomit water 2 keep that ever lasting freshness?!!
I was very drunk...and dishing out sweets 2 everyone...not 2 mention dancing with everyone!!!
I also took some excellent drunken pix ...i am impressed with myself again...i was very unimpressed that detox didn't talk 2 me at all..like wat the fuck is up with that?!!!!
I heart tom..he is my husband..he buys me drinks...brings me swiss chocolate and is a radically kool dude.
Brandon was very very drunk...but as sweet as ever.
Bex's dance..rachel's dance :)
My sci-fi comment...so..so funny
Smelly weirdo that attacked me and roch on the bus ride home......skunk pussy bastard man he was so annoying
Shiragirl had extremly hairy legs and trust me 2 notice that!!!!
Footlong sarnie from subway and drunken convo with alex,ben,kay,scotty,jessica and tom for hours and hours outside the club..me and roch didn't end up leaving till like an hour or more afterwards...and a small side note when will ppl actually get over the whole smack incident...and stop askin me where the hancuffs r ..it is slightly annoying now.

Tuesday
was bridget jones day 4 me..well was supposed 2 go c the second 1 with yabouncy..but knowing me i was late..late and late so i went 2 the fair and had lotsa candyfloss and then treked around london 2 try find a cinema....woopee dooda fools!!!
I ended up stayin all nite long chattion 2 her..getting stoned and talking about dirty things on the phone with lee...it was a funny nite and i have come 2 the conclusion that altho her personality switches like a motherfucker she is ok and she is funny..now i don't like her friend...my opinion has not rested at that there will be more analization going on here...

Wed

i have got 1 of my bday presents allready 2 pairs of shoes from schuh....i am getting some vans and prob more all stars as they r my fave.
speaking about presents i so don't know wat the fuck 2 buy my friends for x-mas and we r like exchanging all r presents this sunday..i am crap

Upcoming events

Nat's(my housemates)bday bash
Trisha's Party thingy on sat
Pre x-mas dinner on sund
Potty Mouth and pre bday bash monday...all u fuckers be there..if not for me be there for mika bomb!!!
No fuck that shit be there for me bec i am soooo special :)!!!

I am tired and sensing this entry has gone crap
p.s <3 2 burak for the convo today and helping with that stoopid myspace thing....i still hate it tho!!!!

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hyper_chode @ 2004-12-05T22:44:00

2004-12-05T22:54:28Z

I heart the Riff Randells :)!!!
This is wat is gonna happen...i am gonna arrange an interview but instead of conducting the interview i am gonna get them very very drunk and have a threesome...yep!!!
I am a dirty pervert..so lets move on.....
Yest was riot fever...cough..cough...i was drunk 4 the entire day yest...so sorry whoever i spoke 2... those jageimesters fucked me up proper hardcore...i couldn't even drink beer or smoke as normal yest so i was pretty much sober but in a merry mood....not 2 mention that i managed 2 convince myself i was wearing contact lenses and question why the fuck i am squinting if i am actually wearing them....anyway...
I was suppossed 2 be meeting bex and bing at 11:30 but...it was more like 12...i can't believe u took even longer than i normally do and u just left me there with weirdos coming up 2 me and chatting shit...shame on u!!!!
The club was packed and lawrence was as kool as ever...i saw tom and jessica and spoke 2 them 4 abit...everyone was tired from mofo...bing was very very drunk and cute.....we started attacking random sleeping strangers by throwing sweets.....i saw a really fecked up band ...the girl was topless the dude was also semi naked i think and they were screaming crappyness....i took pix...uhm i saw scotty perform and they were good fun...also took alot of pix of that...i have in general alot of pix of everything and i have lost my camera lead so we can expect this pix 2 be copied 2 the computer and worked on in the next year or so...maybe sooner...burak were r yr damn pix?!!!
How many fucking times have i repeated that damn word?!!!
Met a cool dude on the nite bus...i kept thinking his was a gangster...oviously my ultra gay hair cut still brings in the boyz...
Roch sent me a psycho txt msg yest on the way back...watthefuck was up with that?!!
Lee is gonna be at potty mouth tom...so his puff like ass is mine :)...heh..heh...
Smallville rulez... o.c.....wat the fuck happened man..it was so depressing...i wanted 2 commit suicide from the excess cheesiness.
p.s i am marrying tom..he brings me nice chocolate.
p.s2 i sound like i am on crack but it's actually overdosing on my food...cola...chocolate and doritos!!!

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No more crap...

Tommy Lee's Love Child!!!

2004-12-04T13:53:42Z

The nite started out on a hyped up note as i had lotsa booze...cider and beer and made my way 2 picadilly 2 meet up with bex,bing and yvonne....on the way there i managed 2 get chatting with a very friendly dude who was drinking beer in a glass that he had stolen from a pub on baker streek...tottaleh fucked ppl unite!!!and i almost got a pick pocket try 2 blatently steal something bec he thought i was 2 drunk....i just ignered him and walked off 2 the spot were i was suppossed 2 be meeting everyone...bex it's virgin were tower records used 2 be not hmv...and both bex and bing were late so me and yvonne..suprisingly enuff without her bint... and alex who i picked up on the way there were waiting 4 them....technically wiating as i decided 2 do a toilet dash!!!
We got 2 infinity and there was a small que...but we got in quick enuff...
I headed towards the cloakroom while everybody else headed towards the toilet..i think...
The Fever went on...i started having jagemeister shots and some very very drunken pic's of the band were taken...and this is were my memory goes haywire..

-I did not do any of the interviews due 2 excessive drunkness!!I am so glad my deadline on the whole thing isn't for a while.

-Touched a pig's head....yuk..yuk and yuk...thaanx John and Burak!!!

-said hello 2 rachel,lawrence,chrissie,tom and jessica...

-met james..who is well emo... he shouldn't be gay...is he gay?...and i am apparently his fave lesbian...Haha..just bec i have a fucking lezza haircut ain't mean i am gay!!!

-Licked "blood" off of burak's face...who else did i make lick blood of yr face?!!!

-had a shot with john of jag...john is well hardcore innit...i like jag better than sambuca

-i think i insulted Nikki sixx...without meaning it..just wat i said came out the wrong way

-was trying 2 persuade zena 2 tell me the damn dream she had by she wouldn't...i still wanna know..this is out of order..did i also have a weird convo at the downstairs bar?!

-danced with everyone..fell on the floor with certain ppl

-fell off the chair when i went 2 sit down on the couch..embarassingly funny..woohoooo :)

-bex did not do wat she was suppossed 2 do!!!!

-got the nite bus with ben and alex

.....hopefully i'll remember more things later on...

Tonyt ..riot fever!!
and more jageimeister...yesh tottaleh!!

p.s who called me a hair hore..somebody said that 2 me..who?!!!

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I wanna have a fucking polysexual orgy!!!

2004-12-03T17:47:03Z

Mofo tonite...woop..woop!!!
Drinks will be flowin..insane attitude...pic's and generaL chaos all around!!!
I am also taking bets on if bex will actually try and wooo Zena by singing "i will always love u"...maybe we can even make her sing "my heart will go on" and then kiss her.....

So folks PLACE YR BETS NOW!!!!!

CUBE IS READY AND LOOKIN GOOD 2 :)!!!!!

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And i was smoke..smoke..smokin

2004-12-02T14:48:51Z

Club Random Rawked!!
It was very busy..the music was excellent...the atmosphere was chilled and the company as always was excellent(roch,grebbs,bing,yvonne,vicky and yvonne's bint)...Makes a well needed change and i hope raj does another nite again.
Moving on 2 more trivial entertainment of the nite....
bing and those candy sticks and the obsession with subway...tut.tut..such a bad influence on me these lot.
The toilets provided a mass amount of entertainment due 2 the fact that u have 2 be extra flexy when u r in there bec there is no roooom..i was literally snogging the door...which was good since i got 2 read some very entertaining comments that ppl had written on it....
Having 2 scream really loudly 2 yvonne and sarah get a move on u dirty homos..we r leaving...
and using the word bird...i hate..hate..hate that word it's so common...wench and bint r defo more suitable descriptions.

Anyway all u lameos who weren't there should of bn because the nite was good!!!

Laterz

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Rapid Eye Movement Update!!!!

2004-11-30T15:19:04Z

Dream sequence no2...it's good 2 know that i have moved on from my perversed dirty dreams 2 the more action packed and suitable for all the family 1's...Uhm.. good point grebbs i also want 2 know wat Zena dreamt about me...come on if u tell me i'll tell u mine...and my dreams in general r normally wrong..Anyway Grebbs yes this 1 sounds like a rip off of kill bill/desperado and fuck knows wat else..as i said before i think i get 2 influnced from movies...also being stoned does not help it.. does it...nooooooo

*Ironside theme*

Staring:

John:Assasin
Zena:Assasin
Bing:Mexican with guitar(hidden james bond style agent)
Me:1 eyed tattooist
Bex+Becky:Bar owners and twins
Burak:Pole dancer

Ok....
It starts with gandalf sending john and zena on a mission 2 kill The Diva..they r both dressed like ninjas and john keeps making strange crying noises...They go 2 the bar that is jam packed with sleazy bald old men and it's owned by becky and bex who r both wearing old saloon clothes and holding a big jug of beer each and drinking it behind the bar... Bing is clad in a sombrero..poncho and is playing acoustic guitar and singing california dreaming outside the bar...They order drinks and do some shots then john decides 2 do some breakdancing and zena is watching him in disbelief...she pulls a face and then starts showing him how 2 dance only her dancing is even worse than john's...
Then i enter the bar..i have tattoos everywhere and i am wearing leather...plus i have a patch on 1 eye..and i trip..classy..." fucking shit"...while everyone pauses and stares..i walk up 2 1 of the booths at the back and sit down and a sign saying tattoos here in neon lights lights up...and i get my equipment out....john looks my way and keeps pointing and drags zena over...
John:Wat do u do?
Me:anything u want
John:Does it hurt
Me:Not really
John:I want wolverine done on my shoulder
Me:Money
He hands me a white envelope
He sits down and i get everything ready but he starts crying...Zena gets pissed off and gets him up and sits herself down and at the same time throws down this complicated desing she wants done on the back of her neck...I get on with it...
The lights dim and music starts playing then Burak appears dancing 2 lady marmelade in drag...I finish the tattoo and burak starts singing now..only i can't really tell wat he is singing...john and zena r both drawn towards him....they sit in the front and the next min they r on the stage kissing him...then in through the doors blasts bing with a gun screaming wat the fuck r u doing?!!thats the diva...and shoots him.......

Then i get woken up by my housemate banging violently on the door!!!

So wat did i do today...well i my voice was strained so much and i felt so bad in the morning that i looked a fucking state but i still dragged my ass down 2 the bank 2 find out where the fuck £500 from my acc had dissapeared 2...i hate all those clerks that just sit on there fucking ass all fucking day gossiping about crap...gay girl on neighbours instead of doing there job..then i also had 2 deal with more wankers..and it was bt who r idiots..u tell them 2 change the payment charges at least 5 times yet they still don't get wat fuck the u have just said 2 them and leave it the same...
I am writting an article again...and it is gonna be reviewed by Kerrang!!!and most likelly will be use..used.used..and used as i am excellent at wat i do...yeah nat do u wanna be anymore up yr butt?!!!I wish tho all this experience would bloody charm empire as i want a job there but it is so fucking difficult...and i am also considering writing articles with my normal name now altho i personally don't like it and it is 2 long...
So...i am gonna interview headless at mofo...as i said that ages ago...2 1 of the members and i want 2 interview The Daughters of the Kaos....but that depends if they can handle insane questions...also will be getting random drunken quotes..etc etc....
Must remind myself 2 be professional and not 2 drunk!!!!!
Uhm...did not go 2 the faint gig altho they rawk and did not meet up with ex...think a taking it semi easy day was in need...roch took me for a nice meal...Grebbs amazing ribs and chips man at this place in Kingston..lush :)

Yest Entertainment
Potty Mouth Rawks the ghetto....i think it's the only nite i actually always have a good time at
Scream club performed again and this time i saw the whole thing and i also saw alot of underarm hair and it was gross but they have stage presence so it kinda flew out my mind...i was more afraid about them getting nekkid and grabbing me or rolling on the floor
And Grebbs and rachel kept pushing me 2 the front...bad..bad and bad :)
I got a fan...comment...uhm at first i sort of liked the attention...ego boost oviously...but then... crap kisser even if i wanted 2 fix up her kiss i couldn't....2 pushy...2 intense...chatting way 2 much crap...would defo not get the hint that i didn't like her...i mean i run away...i told her i am 2 stuck up and think i am 2 nice...i also fucking told her that there were 2 many girls there that i liked...i think at 1 point at the end of the nite i told her friend 2 take her away from me but going 2 the toilet i got stopped again....i am so crap and getting freaky lezzas away from me...she will hopefully not remember any of this shit today.
Wat else...becky was cheerfully drunk...the twatty liverpoulian girl has a covertable bmw and i was like that so 1 of the cars my dad drives now and he is like 50...how the fuck does she afford that shit..i bet she is a pimp...bex never ever asked about the shoes...uhm..uhm....i can't rem anything else.....

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I wanna be sedated

2004-11-29T01:29:48Z

I woke up after having another disturbing dream about food,sex and uhm a certain person.....i think i am way 2 easilly influenced by movies.
I have total and complete brainfreeze due 2 my cold,my nose is blocked and the fucking flu tablets don't seem 2 be fucking working...
However.....as i am very oviously 1 of those girls concerned about there health..i stayed in and dressed up warm...uhm yeah rite that fucking never happened.
After mega dosses of flu tablets my zombified self made it's way 2 Potter's Bar 2 meet up with some friends and pick up some puff...haha...i don't think i can smoke it...i have developed a disliking for smoke... food and booze....maybe this flu will turn out 2 be a good thing and i can lose my budha belly...woohoo :)...i feel like popcorn now actually.
Grebbs can u txt me tom if yr gonna come out and roch says u must.

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Lemon And Honey Part 2

2004-11-27T04:36:42Z

1.I am gonna watch the following films in the next couple of hours
-Dreamers-Heart Michael Pitt :)
-Hedwig And The Angry Inch
-Edward Scissorhands-Swoon 4 the deppster :)

If i am lucky i will be knocked out 4 the rest of the day

2.Bing do u still want the film books?!I am not sure if the 1's i have will defo be able 2 help u

3.CD's @Random or Mofo or bef but u gotta remind me!!!

4.No tour is yet announced 4 Girls Aloud from what i know but as soon as it is i shall get tickets 4 u but i am not gonna disgrace myself and use my press pass..which i forgot i can use...i so take certain things i do seriously don't i?!!... 4 backstage passes....unless i am allowed 2 come throw tomatoes on them...so am i?!!!nooo...fine just pick something else u wanna go 2!!

5.I am officially going 2 the faint with my ex Leda who is coming up from Manchester 4 the day...i will work on trying 2 get her 2 stay 4 random...she is hawt and she is hawt not in my defo of hawt so ya know she is gonna be nice :)...i shall be in hoodie and cap and a hell of alot of clothes 2 keep warm..maybe i'll wear a mask like jacko 2 keep the germs away....find me at the bar with a specially brewed up lemon..honey and j.D...

6.Fuck the whole being semi sobber on friday..i shall be professional even if intoxicated

and

7.I want bday suggestions from everyone!!

laterz

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Lemon And Honey Part 1

2004-11-27T04:11:18Z

I am ill....
I was fine a couple of hours ago altho i did wake up with sore throat
I was fine when i was cooking a feast 4 the house
I was fine on wed when i was out and about
And i was fine when i was at shitty misshapes on thursday...
Why the fuck has everything hit me now?!!
Adolf orders u 2 feel sorry 4 me and come cook me some chicken soup:)!!!

Rite i mite as well waste my time since i am oviously not gonna get 2 sleep..so lest catch up with the last couple of days....

Wed
I went 4 a drink with 1 of my nutters just 2 c what they would be like on an individual basis...1 of my friends gets on with them very well and they semi seem fine now they don't fancy me anymore but thats just on the phone and online...in person tho...uhm..it was an interesting nite..i managed 2 get myself stopped by security bec i look shifty and also threw a couple of things out the window on the 21st floor...but there was still iffyness...so my first opinion still stands.. meaning it shall be kept friendly but not over friendly...and oh my god i have never ever seen so many personality switches in a nite and a complete problem with attention..i mean i have a short attention span but this goes 2 another level...and i also did not like the fact that she came out with the statement that when u think about kissing someone it also means u wanna fuck them?!!
Since when did everything get so sex orientated and dirty?!U'll say it's always bn sex orientated... but come on when i think about kissing someone i do not automatically think i wanna fuck yr brains out...and when i do kiss someone it doesn't mean it will lead 2 sex...It just means u'll be thinkin about kissing me some more because i am so damn good ;)...heh..heh...Also..
Why the fuck do i have 2 make the first move on someone that i like?!!!!I don't think i have ever made the first move on someone 4 the following reasons...
1.i don't think whoever i am interested at a certain time can really tell that i like them unless i am flirtin with them and then i don't even realise i am flirtin with them..i have no idea wat the hell my flirtin techniques r,2.i switch between being bothered and not being bothered... i'd rather just fall in 2 something....watever the hell that is.

Enuff with all this crap lets move on 2 Misshapes
All the drugs inserted by enema in 2 yr butt would not help u tollerate Misshapes...
This week was the worst of all weeks...as bex said pikorama...stenceorama...and craporama...
The 1 good song they played was when we had just left the club and where on r way 2 subway....Italian b.l.t good fucking choice grebster!!!
Notable things of the nite
White trash bitch flashing her butt cheeks
Being pre warned by security 2 behave and yes i did and yes i think i like myself when i am calm..also the lady is not as bad as i thought she was so...a dudeeee shout out 4 her :)!!!!
The sleazy Portuguese guy hitting on me
Step1..."I wish i was a girl"
step2..."U look lovelly"
step3..."can i have a smoke?"
step4..."Do u mind me stroking yr leg?!"......uhm..does the cold snobby look on my face answer yr q's?!
"yes i do"
I'll be pleasant and chat 2 u 4 like 4 sec's but then fucking piss off..i actually started getting scared he wouldn't leave me alone and thank god for grebbs and bing.
The divas smug/fake drunk look in the toilets...I should of gone 2 the end toilet and smack bang slammed it in 2 her fucking face!!!
Tut..tut aggression....
Food was good
Company was good
Taxi was good
The end

Ouzo!!

2004-11-23T22:50:36Z

Haha!!!
All day rest..lotsa coffee..lotsa coke..lotsa food and i think the effects of sambuca r finally wearing off...i can now feel flu coming on and me hate hate hate it...it's bec burak was coughing on me yest..my housemates r almost all ill and i cannot seem 2 stop flashing my lovely tits :0)!!!
I will also miss sambuca bec it gives me superpowers..it zaps out my memory but it helps me think better and i swear 2 god it also gave me x-ray vision!!
I wanna join the x-men and shag rogue/jean grey/wolverine!!
Anyway.. the thing is rank ..and i still cannot understand how john did the shot and then stood there eagerlly licking the cup...i am also wondering if i mix water with it if i can make it ouzo?!!!
Hmmm...i <3 john he is even more hyper than i am and he is now officially my drinking buddy..i bought him from hmv for 11.99..i also <3 Burak who gave me a lollipop..granted it was lime.. reminded me of a hospital and took me a couple of min 2 adjust 2 the taste...first exclamation was..dis is rank...ooh..but i like..like..like and also his kicks were awesome 2...i want 2 steal them.. wat size r they?!!!!
Yest i arrived late 2 Potty mouth due 2 the fact i was getting stars put all over the left side of my head..speaking on the phone and as per usual getting dressed...then i decided i needed 2 make a de tour 2 trafalgar square 2 try and hook up some alco..the only thing i hooked up was a strange smelling freaky ass middle aged asian who wanted 2 know if i was having a nice nite..ofcourse i was now sell me those damn lucky strikes and pee off!!!
I met up with Bex,Bing,John and Burak..said hello 2 Alex,Rachel,tranny dude,americans,alabama,ben,sandra,cleo,chin..uhm...uhm..and others....
I was highly entertained by watching americans and dancing with them 2 i also got sandwiched by hugelly obese potential punk rocker and almost bellied me off the stage on 2 ben
I got an advanced preview of the chode rap in the toilets..very embarrassing but it's hawt stuff..
Accidentally kicked Bex...sorry u know i am clumssy dude..rem the door...and also sorry 4 getting u up 2 dance and the deciding i didn't wanna dance anymore..haha
Wanted 2 get a quote from this hippy style dude called shawn about the nite bec he said something really interesting but he gave me his num instead and then ate 1 of the pieces of papper from my notebook..i just pick them..don't i?!!
Uhm...Burak sings cyndi lauper and cher...shocking
Was very dissapointed that there were no bloody marrys in ghetto..we only get cheap crap drinks
I think we should petition that there should be cheap classy drinks...dorritos..minstrells..krispy kremes and cheaper smokes..who is with me on this!!!
I also go contact details from georgina who does a zine library and wants 2 read some of my zines
I got the nite bus home...and got a christian dude telling me mobile phones r crap..that just made me wip mine out and txt lee a piss take msg
I popped a squat in a bank corner so now i think i am caught peeing on the cctv camera...the dude will just see my big fat white ass and be like wat the fuck?!!!!
thats it i don't rem anything else

Today....I have hooked up 2 freebie the faint tickets..which lotsa <3 has 2 go 2 my friend el bec i had totally forgotten they were playing on the 30th..i think i am taking mariangela with me..it's like a very very delayed bday present 4 her.
Johnny depp looks hawt in charlie and the chocolate factory.
I want info about we are headless...
I want 2 know wat 2 buy my friend who has just got engaged and
I also want painkillers..my back is hurting!!!

P.S i forgot 2 mention that i got attacked by a very very drunken gay boy and his fag hag at the small bar....he kept saying 2 me i want them 2 play kylie and if i think kylie is hawt and if i would dance with him...i just nodded while checkin out a very pretty girl.

i defo need 2 shut up now.

nxx

Baby 1 More Time

2004-11-22T01:11:32Z

Snap...Crackle and Pop!!!

2004-11-21T22:31:31Z

I Wanna Go Dancin....

2004-11-19T20:05:31Z

Rite... enuff with the artistic entries...everybody should know there pic's r gonna be up on the journal by the end of this wknd even if u want it or not!!!!

Last nite was a weird nite..it started off by having some very very long convos about Roch date..dat or watever else it is..then we were debating 4 hours upon hours if we should or should not go 2 misshapes...a couple of persuasive calls...her bint being there... she was bagged..i was pretty much ready 2 go because i was in a drinkin mood and i needed 2 waste time and yes i know i hate the damn nite because it's turned so crap but it's a cheap nite out so fuck it....We made r way 2 the station at about 10:00 were we met up with Jo who was going 2 G.A.Y and as per usual i was late again because i cooked myself a last minute feast and bec i lost my contatcs again..i am so scatty...tut..tut
It was a very amusing train ride due 2 the fact i was getting slightly tipsy and i was on some kinda of roll in takin the piss out of roch.
New words 2 annoy ppl..lezza and pussy callin...
We got 2 vespa at about 11:30 were we met up with Lee,Zoe and D...I was suprisingly happy 2 c Lee.
Cough..cough...yes i have a crush on him..he is sooo cute...apparently bi but i swear he is gay...anyway..i spent the entire nite at misshapes with him dancin and majorlly flirtin...i really should of kissed him but i am not sure if that would of bn the best thing to do...maybe next time..oh god i am daydreaming about him now...tut..tut..i like boys that look like girls and girls that look slightly boyish..wat the hell is wrong with me..i can't believe i have even classed him on the same level of detox!!!
Anyway...
I said hello 2 Jessica who i have a feelin got insulted when i told her why she never went out with her bi mate tom who was hittin on me and why also didn't she get it on with her other really tall gay mate who early on the nite came up 2 me and said hi u look really cute..i just wanted 2 say hey and i was like cheers mate..asked her her name and just wondered off...nice i am so nice but wat the fuck should i of said 2 her..it was amusing 2 c her get off with this midget like girl however..the height difference...was shockin...I did however get tom and jess number and told them i will probably see them at Potty mouth on Monday.
I said hello 2 sandra..marta..andre and char who came runnin up 2 me..tommy...kelly..the weird violent girl with the red top..she freaks me out..she kept touchin the shaved parts of my hair and admirring the star shape every fucking 5 min it was so fucking annoying ...the music was abit shit...i rem dancin abit 2 do i look like a slut...set it off...i'm so excited.. and kylie...how the hell did that happen?!!
But in general i was in a happy calm mood so there was no hyperness goin on and i much prefer myself when i am not over the top hyper because ppl can actually talk to me this way.
We stayed till the end and then got the nite bus with Jon...that was funny again because we were just talkin about dirty gay things and also i was having a pretty interesting humming talk goin on because the small bottle of poppers i had spilt on my hand and i then convinced myself i mite of got some in my mouth..urgh..it was gross but funny esp when jo was makin me laugh by talkin about deep throat and watever...ewwweee...

I am now overstuffing myself with minstrells that tottaleh rule while waitin 4 the food i am makin..
Mite watch School Of Rock with all my housemates...jack black is the shit..so is tenacious d and screw u whoevere said that they were shit!!

Laterz

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Astrologically Speaking

2004-11-18T15:33:33Z

Haha!!!
My star sign says that i could charm a hive of bees into giving me there honey....
Well i am very very open with ppl..i just talk 2 anyone and god sometimes the stuff i say r shocking..
I can usually work wonders with Uni personel into letting me have extensions when i shouldn't...general other work ppl and if i am lucky certain bank ppl...that i shall be attempting later on today..there r only a few ppl i can't seem 2 charm and it seems that the oppossite has happened instead..they have charmed me and i am not at all impressed with myself!!!
Anyway i think tonyt i am gonna go Misshapes with Roch..hopefully Grebbs and Bing will also wanna come 2 even tho it's turned so fucking crap...
I will just get drunk and then sit in a corner taking notes 4 my project...yep i will sit still..i promise..i wont be all hyperactive.

Nxx

P.S do u think i am a mega flirt?!!!Somebody enlighten me!!

Bull

2004-11-18T03:26:26Z

I had a dream the other day that i was hangin out at this all nite cafe with this guy i used 2 fancy called jonathan,another random dude,roch and some weird girl...we were getting ready 2 go 2 some secret gig that the distillers were playing at...in the car we were all doing bongs and jonathan could not contol the steering wheel and we ended up flying in the air and then dissapearing in 2 a giant water based portal...we ended up at another gig of some random band...we got out of the car 2 check it out...i headed sraight 2 the bar with jonathan...he gave me some weird jello thing that was in a papper cup and i remeber smilling 2 a very beefed up naked barman...we stood there 4 a while till i decided 2 wonder off.I bumped in 2 Ellie and detox and she asked me if i had the pic and i said yes but i don't want 2 give it because it's mingin...i flashed a pink disk then hugged my bag.... detox wondered off.After she left ellie said 2 me wat the fuck do u think u r doin...do u want there 2 be and argument..?And i was like no...wait i will do it and wondered off 2 go get jonathan...by the time i found him he had met 2 new ppl zoe and d and they persuaded him 2 go 2 another gig that would be even better and i was like no this 1 is good i wanna stay.. besides i want 2 give the disk...the next thing i knew i was lifted and chucked in 2 the car...The end ...wat a fucking useless dream...where have all my hawt dreams gone and all the fucked up 1's?i am so dissapointed with myself!!!!!!

P.S i have finally managed 2 get photobucket so expect pic's up here very very soon

nxx

Where is my mind?!!!

2004-11-18T02:37:32Z

On Monday Novemebr the 15th Chode shocked the public by being caught limping her way out of Ghetto in ripped underwear and in an excessivelly drunken state..this is wat she had 2 say about it...

I was at Potty mouth
It was a fucking rad nite
I spent most of it rollin on the floor...with john..burak and jess
Flashing my tits....and everybody elses 4 that matter...wats that about my bra Burak?!
I am never ever wearing a vest...it makes me look like a butch lesbo..note 2 self when wearing shirt..u must always keep it on!
Semi got revenge on john by throwing his visor across the room..but he attacked again and this time ripped my underwear
I have scratches...bruises..almost broken toes..and an injured knee..damn fuck i must get up 2 some randy shit
I am not 2 blame 4 this behaviour...it's Sambuca and cider...both evil little fucks..
Thats all

p.s 2 all the ppl i got add's or numbers from 4 prof and personal reasons..do not worry i will be sober when contacting u!!

nxx

Chode Luvin Is Comin....

2004-11-15T01:58:40Z

Chode luvin is comin....has got 2 be the most annoying phrase ever and just imagine recovering from a drunken nite out and that bein on repeat in yr brain...awful..i tell ya..awful!!!
Thanx grebbs 4 that and yr little dance routine....now if u had flashed me yr boobies it mite of gone down better ;)!!
Yest started by meetin roch,bing,bex,yvonne and her gf at a pub...now by then i had already managed 2 have a couple of k ciders and no food so i was slightly lightheaded and v v loud....By the time we got 2 mofo.. i was in full blast tipsyness...i missed yr mum..testicles...uhm..i think i saw motormark but then again i was outta my brains i don't really rem...I headed 2 the toilet...and after that a nite of high amusement,lots more alco(coughsyrup and fucking black crap....ewwwweee!!!) and confuzion began......
Drunken talk with Alabama at the door about her pic on the potty mouth site...i thought it was an excellent capture...very offguard..playful...so props 2 Zena 4 that and i tottaleh think she should be on a flyer!!!
My big butt broke the door apparently
I kept eatin strawberry lollipops
My stalker with the cake didn't appear
I got asked 4 pilss yet again...as i always say if u want something u have 2 ask me before!!!
Almost got my nose broken while carrying drink back 2 the toilet
John was giving me wedgies all nite long...there is so gonna be revenge 4 that...u wait...muhahhah!!!
Me,John and Wawa got pushed off the stage..and i got crushed by both of them and my top got fucking wet..plus i have a huge scratch..Kinky ;)
Smoked 30 fucking smokes and had 2 go on a run 2 get more...but instead brought back munchies...I have oddly enuff developed a liking 4 doritos now..
Convo about me hating terms of endearment went on and i don't even rem who with..
Hang out in the dark room...Now that was kinda weird..me,john and wawa were first in there...chattin shit and doin pops..v v bad indeed...then we got joined by bing and an afro clad dude who came in looking 4 the lovely Zena and her 6 pack...he ended up staying 4 abit and flashing his dick..me flashing my bra..i think everyone saw abit of this bec there was abit of light from the door being open..after that we all introduced ourselfs by waving a smoke in the air..v v trippy and i also ended up on bings lap..and i have no idea why...
Where was bex during all this?!!!
Screamed and run out 2 dance 2 x-ray spexs identity on the speaker..thought i was gonna fall off..
Danced with Anthony
Was completly unimpressed by detox's behaviour and geekgirlz bint...yuk..yuk.
Chode rap was invented...chode luvin is comin...god
Was highly embarrassed on the bus journey home..thanx u guys...
Eat food at chicken place..only most of it ended up bein consumed by bex,bing,john and wawa
Got in 2 laughin fit
Freezed ass off in nite bus...
Thank god 4 the kind bus driver that even tho was out of service took me and roch safelly 2 our homes..
Watched smallville..fell asllep woke up and had to get dressed and ready 4 susans bday dinner..i am now overstuffed and feeling sick!!!

Rock On!!!
Nxx

Yo..yo...

2004-11-13T17:44:27Z

I am still in pj's..something is seriously wrong with me it's like i cannot stop sleeping in the day...i supposse it's explainable due 2 the fact my fucking insomnia kept me up till like fucking 8...could also be the nite food..i am well on my way 2 porkdom....and i tottaleh discovered that melrose place..or watever the fuck the name is on repeats at 4 in the morning....I hate that fucking show!!!!

Bring on mofo..bring on the fucking drinks,drugs and rock n roll...woohoo fucking woo!!!!
Find me at the bar with a drink in 1 hand and lotsa sweets in the other :D!!!

I wonder if 1 of the psycho nutters is gonna be there...i think she said she was gonna bring me a cake....hmmm